Artie stole a full, unopened Spindrift off the kitchen table. It’s so heavy, I honestly don’t even know how she did it. She rolled it around the living room for a while and then ran outside with it. I don’t know if she punctured it with her sharp little teeth or if she dropped the can, but the can exploded. Here she is contemplating her choices.
Contemplating a return to the scene of the crime
This is probably the first contraband that has actually fought back. But, boy, has she found a lot of stuff that doesn’t belong to her!